For My Dad

Inherited traits, pearls of wisdom, and a few undisputable truths acquired through observation of my father:

* "Measure twice, cut once" (aka there are a rule and a level in your tool box for a good reason)

* All the words to The Battle of New Orleans: Sing it with me now! "In 1814 we took a little trip..."

* Sometimes you've just got to take an old, cold 'tater and wait

* That weird thing where you stick your tongue in the corner of your mouth and wiggle it while concentrating hard

* Some people are just idiots

* How to fish

* Hard work always pays off, just not the way you might expect

* Racing skills like going fast and keeping close

* Green Bay Packers RULE!

* Be sure you can trust the guy watching your candy when your eyes are closed

Happy Birthday Dad!