...along with flowers and a card.
Outside of card: "Mom, I planned to send you on an exotic cruise for Mother's Day."
Inside of card: "But I knew you'd miss me too much. That's the kind of mom you are."
He knows me well!
...and you also get a special lunch prepared for you by all of your menfolk.
Why didn't I think of asking for stuff years ago?
I must be special!