I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want the world to be at peace
I want the earth to be well and for us to stop damaging it
I want no more animals to rush to extinction due to our stupidity
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do
I want there to be clean water for everyone to drink
I want no child to be hungry, no adult for that matter
I want medicine available to all who need it
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want for folks to share with each other when they have more than they need
I want the sense of entitlement rampant in America to go away
I want people to be aware of the worth of their souls
and to appreciate their gifts
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
I want my family to be kind and to be at peace
I want my family to never feel loneliness,
may they all have friends who they can call upon
I want my family to appreciate each other
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian.
(Short Music Interlude)
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I want my friends to know they can call on me no matter what
I want my friends to feel loved
I want my friends to have all that they need
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want patience for myself
I want to be complaint free
I want to let go of anger
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
So now that you’re done delivering the toys,
could you get on these requests Santa!?
Thanks for all your hard work ~ thank the elves and Mrs. Claus too!
Merry Christmas to One and All!
"Hippo Song" Words and Music by John Rox