* "Measure twice, cut once" (aka there are a rule and a level in your tool box for a good reason)
* All the words to The Battle of New Orleans: Sing it with me now! "In 1814 we took a little trip..."
* Sometimes you've just got to take an old, cold 'tater and wait
* That weird thing where you stick your tongue in the corner of your mouth and wiggle it while concentrating hard
* Some people are just idiots
* How to fish
* Hard work always pays off, just not the way you might expect
* Racing skills like going fast and keeping close
* Green Bay Packers RULE!
* Be sure you can trust the guy watching your candy when your eyes are closed
Happy Birthday Dad!
1 comment:
Definitely good dad advice...except for one... Why would you close your eyes when you have candy??? ;-) (must not have been chocolate, lol)
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